I've been tagged to tell a funny story, so her goes!
Once, a while ago, I went ice skating with my friend at a local rink. I was a horrible ice skater then, and I was holding the wall the whole time. All of the sudden, everyone started to get off the ice. I didn't know what was happening, until I heard someone say "Everybody off for the zamboni!" I was on the opposite side of the rink from the doors, but I stilled tried to inch along. Everyone (about 50 people) was staring! Finally, the guy who was yelling brought one of those chair thingies over to me, and I scooted back. When I got to my friend, she was cracking up. Then, I was humiliated, but now I can laugh about it!
That's my funny story! I hope you laugh a lot, and enjoy!